"Life is hard when you don’t know who you are. It’s harder when you don’t know *what* you are. ... I was lost for years. Searching while hiding. ... I won’t hide anymore. I will live the life I choose." -- Bo Dennis, "Lost Girl"
Friday, September 4, 2015
Sandwich Experiment: The Foodgasm Panino
The results from my latest sandwich experiment are in!
The Raw Data:
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Sandwich Type: Panino (what the Italian-deprived call a "panini," which is the plural of "panino")
The THRONE: One slice, medium-sliced white Italian bread (Pepperidge Farm), buttered (Hiland salted butter) on the bottom
The MEATS: 6 slices, Hickory-Smoked Turkey Breast (Oscar Meyer) + 2 slices, Cherrywood-Smoked Ham (Hormel Natural Choice) + 1 pinch, crumbled Hickory-Smoked Bacon (Oscar Meyer)
The CHEESES: Swiss, shredded + Mozzarella, shredded + Sharp Cheddar, shredded (all Sargento)
The VEGGIE: Dill Pickle Relish (Heinz!)
The CONDIMENTS: Pizza Sauce! (my basic homemade using San Marzano tomatoes with basil, sea salt, black pepper, and onion powder) + Yellow Mustard (Heinz!)
The CROWN: One slice, medium-sliced white Italian bread (Pepperidge Farm), buttered (Hiland salted butter) on the top
The HEAT: George Foreman Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing, Grilling Machine
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The VERDICT: Too much for one meal, but cut in half, this yields:
Two Foodgasms.
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